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Paris Hilton, tired of her sham relationship with Benji Madden or just tired of Benji Madden in general, was reunited with ex-boyfriend Stavros Niachros at Miami nightclub Mokai on Saturday night. An eye witness says the heiress arrived at 2:30 AM and that the two “were all over each other. They were at the same table for about an hour and then they left together. It didn’t seem like Benji was on her mind at all!” Benji, blissfully unaware, was with his brother to take part in the last episode of TRL the next day.

It’s going to be a mess when Benji finds out. Mascara will be running everywhere. By the time Benji is done sobbing, he’ll look like The Crow except less cool and way more pathetic.

Check out that half-unbuttoned shirt on Stavros. Rawr. I can see why Paris wants him so bad. That Hasselhoff chest hair is like honey to women.

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Besides Nicole Kidman announcing she may take a hiatus from acting to procreate, the Australia star also slipped an areola during the film’s premiere. It’s not much to get excited over but when you live in the basement like me, it’s a lot. Even if it belongs to a pasty 40-year-old who hasn’t seen the Sun since the big bang.

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Shock! Kim Kardashian may not be the hot shot she makes herself out to be. Last week at Miami beach for the reopening of Fontainebleau, Kim, her sister Kourtney and Kristin Cavallari were milking the paps for attention when they were told “tits or GTFO” by security guards to make room for the Victoria’s Secret Angels photo call. The three realized going up against heaven on Earth was a losing battle and bounced to a nearby pool. Once they were out of camera sight, photogs began shooting the 30 Victoria’s Secret Angels that descended upon the beach. See? These stories do have happy endings.

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Nicole Kidman revealed at the premiere of her Australian epic, um, Australia, that she is considering a hiatus from acting to birth more botox babies.

‘I’m in a place in my life where I’ve had some great opportunities, and I may just choose to have some more children,’ said the 41-year-old, who has a 4-month-old girl with Urban and two adopted children Isabella, 15, and Connor, 13, from her marriage to Tom Cruise.

‘There’s many things I want to do besides act.’

Is it safe to be getting pregnant in your 40’s? Isn’t it more likely to have birth defects? Won’t the baby come out with seven fingers and tentacles or something? If so, Nicole should go for it. It’ll have an illustrious career in Japanese porn. Her kid may even be revered as a god there.

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Scarlett Johansson is in the new issue of Allure and here are some outtakes along with the published photos. They should have considered using the outtakes. It may have marked the first time I could open up an Allure without being judged by the Von’s stock boy.

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Nice try Aubrey O’Day, but Nicole Richie did this 2 years ago and she did it better. Waifishly and skeletally better. If you really want to compete, you’re going to have to show some sternum and at least twelve ribs.

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Last week there were rumors that Ashlee was rushed to the hospital because she was finally giving birth. Those rumors were false because she’s still pregnant. Ashlee’s been pregnant since February. It’s almost December now. That kid has been inside of her for almost 11 months.

Jessica Simpson said on The Ellen DeGeneres Show that they may have to induce labor because “it’s already developing really quick.” Ashlee has allegedly tried everything to set off labor including “different foot massages and stuff.”

$10 says the baby already peeked out of her vadge when she was sleeping and saw that big gay wad Pete Wentz sleeping next to her. I wouldn’t want to come out either. God help that kid if it’s a boy. It’ll be the only 5 year old who has to shoo away a cockroach because his dad is too busy standing on a chair shrieking. I bet the baby is trying to figure out how to hang itself with its umbilical chord. Here’s a hint baby: Wrap it around your neck and while Ashlee is walking down Hollywood, jump.

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Christina Aguilera used to have tits so big that when she held her baby, he could never feel the warmth of his mother. Instead, he was comforted by two lifeless, surprisingly malleable, bags of saline. Now it seems all that has changed. Here she is at the launch of L’Agence Clothing and also at Fred Segal showing off her cleavage. It’s a stark contrast to her chest of yore. Breast reduction or clothes? You decide.

The answer is breast reduction

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This is what they’d look like. ComingSoon.net has the first look at Johnny Depp as the Mad Hatter in Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. It seems Depp’s Mad Hatter will be to Wonderland as what that guy driving a blacked out van with “Ice Cream” stenciled on the side is to middle schools. An anticipated character who raises the creep factor.

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Guess who else was down at Miami Beach? Everyone’s favorite fellatio giver, Chloe Sevigny. Her career may have died after The Brown Bunny but her Gollum-like mannerisms sure didn’t. So pretty.